Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Zena Metal...this is why she's my homey...

One good reason...one good read..."Heavy Name, Wussy Band"

At this very moment, there are surely dozens of unattractive baby bands jamming in their basements, desperately seeking ways to add the suffix "-ition" to a thesaurus full of surgical terms; this plea is for them. - Zena Metal

This article hits home...especially since I'm that kid who's got a grocery list of ill band names, most of which will probably never have the chance to bask in rays of exploitation.  Hey, what can I do...the list will surely continue to grow and I continue to grow out of the pipe-dream.  No sleep lost, really, since I understand that brutal names will always be around...just hopefully tied in with a band harvesting a sound worthy of such a lofty branding.  In all honestly, my shit has been about aggro bands bearing names that you could bottle up and eagerly feed to your much adored 6-month old (as opposed to the long-forgotten, failed abortion you have had chained down and chute-fed in the basement for the last few years...woah...O.D'd a little, huh?).  The gnar continues...

Read Zena's stuff, then you will be "of the gnar"...

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